Hey Megan, remember that one time we made you a painting with kitties all over it because you love kitties and it was titled, "Boots...NO!" because the little kitty wading in the water is going to get attacked by the HUGE, EVIL, MOUNTAIN CAT!? Yep, me too. Anyway, I hope you like Utah and I hope you are kissing nice boys and none that wear lady pants or have hipster mustaches, because, really, who needs those guys?

Meow, Wendy