1. Ex-Miss California, everytime I've heard an interview of you, you sound really nasty. No one owes you anything. Feel free to join Gov. Palin in the "hot chicks with maybe ok ideas but ultimately so vain and insincere that everyone is turned off by your ideas entirely" club.
2. North Korea has short man syndrome. We get it, you're big and bad and you're gonna kill everyone. Yawn.
3. Sort of annoyed about the huge amounts of bailout money. What is this? Disenchanted with my beloved President Obama? Consider it an early Father's Day present, Dad.
4. Summer television is awful. Beyond awful.
5. I don't know why I thought Mossavi could ever win. Curse these young democratic ideals.