while standing in line, chad pulls out his phone to check a text. the guy in front of him begins a conversation:

"is that one of the new iPhones?"
"yeah. is yours?"
"yeah...are you saving a place in line for someone?"
"yeah, are you?"
"yeah...girlfriend?"
"yeah. you?"
"yeah. she got jealous."
"mine too"

but i got one. the girl who sold me mine asked me after i didn't know my old account number or what plan i wanted or whether or not i wanted AppleCare furrowed her brow and said, "so, did you just walk in and decide you wanted an iphone?" um, basically.