pants: ryan sent me his favorite shirt in high school, and its a cursive shirt, im wearing right now and it smells like him
me: awwww. that's the cutest thing i've ever heard
me: it's melting my cold, black heart
pants: i know. so cute if it wasnt me i would vomit
me: i was going to say that if a had a more sensitive gag reflex, i'd be a gross mess right now
pants: hahaha
i love you