how did i go over my text messages by 500 this month? that's like $75 in texts.

and now, a list of things i could have spent that money on, instead of retarded, worthless texts:

1. a season each of two great shows.

2. this lovely dress . (well, most of it)

3. one miserable tenth of this.

4. super cool stackable plastic rings.

5. these pedals and some butter chicken (it's 14.95 now, jerks.)

the craziest part is these 1,500 texts dont include the ones from the fine folks on my block list, which if friday night was any indication, would have upped my number significantly.