"I'm clearing your internet cache, is that ok?"
"Yeah, I guess. Why are you?"
"I went to her Picasa page to see if she had posted any other pictures of you, but she took them all down after I freaked out. I didn't want you to check your history and go to her page later."
"I don't check the history when someone else uses my computer. That's sort of crazy."
"man, you've got a ton to delete. I always delete mine because we share a computer and she checks everything."
"Well, I don't look at porn or share my computer with anyone who's totally crazyboots, so I don't really have the need."

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"You've gone dark..."
"Yeah, I'm out of texts till tomorrow night, so I'm off-com"
"You can call me later if you want to."
*radio silence*
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I totally look like a mom with this stroller.
Is this flirting?
I wonder if everyone got my Christmas cards yet.
Why do I feel the insatiable desire to graffiti all over Illinois?
Did I seriously just have to check dictionary.com for how to spell insatiable?