First off, this was the worst Christmas ever for someone.

Secondofly, Christmas was good. I've come to the realization that not only do I enjoy (even prefer) dark chocolate, I also enjoy Christmas without getting (m)any gifts. It's so cool to have kids so excited about it all. I'm a bona fide grown up. World keeps on spinning.

Tim!

Threely, "They tell me you are wicked and I believe them." Spent 18 hours in Chicago. It was cold and quiet. I'm excited to go back for another 18 hours next week.

Fourthly, I'm reposting this because I didn't feel like I received the proper credit for my hilarity. come on!

And lastly, I taught my 4 year old nephew a Justice song, but my sister inexplicably wouldn't let me teach him the line, "let's get drunk and freaky fly". Moms get so weird about some things.