from a chat log (edited for misspellings):

so there's a transgendered guy
now a girl
who i never realized was a dude
just thought he was a tall lanky chick with no hips and really really bad taste in clothes
think thrift-store fairy
but he/she uses my bathroom!
that's so weird to me!
i just realized it today when she's wearing this new red wig
really big curls
think raggedy ann
but red-hair, not regular red
and she's really tall
really tall
and all of the jeans on her are like 4 inches too short
all really light denim
spandexy
bedazzled and embroidered to hell

him: i wonder why people choose to make their lives so hard...